Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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