dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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