wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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