I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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