Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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