hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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