But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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