Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I stole a fireplace last night.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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