Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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