it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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