Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it because I queefed?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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