She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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