He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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