when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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