Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Where did you get a picture of my penis
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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