Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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