is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
you had me at cake vodka
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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