when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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