i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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