oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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