I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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