she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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