but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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