its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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