We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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