so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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