is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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