You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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