Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
