you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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