If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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