so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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