Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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