hotel room ftw
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Did you just see the Batmobile???
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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