Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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