I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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