talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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