I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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