The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
That accounts for only three of the penises
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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