It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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