...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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