And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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