how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Who died my cat blue again?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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