Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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