We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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