too bad you live with your parents still
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
pray to the hookup gods
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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