You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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