I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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