But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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