at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Can i not drive my cunt home
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
