i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he shaved USA in his pubs
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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