yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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