new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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