you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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