i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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